of flatulence and tooth aches
The religion of Calamari has died a slow and natural death. Pity. Anyway, fried squid turns soggy after a few minutes and most of the time it has a
baller-band consistency to it, turning it into a choking hazard rather than a treat. Eeeww...
With the death of one cult, another has come to replace it and take all the spotlight. Imagine: satisfaction in a malodorous, salt-encrusted kernel.
Behold...
The Cult of Cornick!
Caveat: Fingers smell like corn afterwards. Increase in consumption can cause flatulence of the worst kind.
Posted at 10:38 am by kultoboys
