It's the last day of class and the Kulto is in a riot. Well, not really. I can't think of an adjective to describe the wonderful feeling that school's over.

No more bitchy panda. No more eshoshon. No more useless lessons. No more 'baon'!(Pityful, I know)..

Clips from last year's orgy,er,party. sorry.

Hobbits with Fill the Nigga and Bitter Peter.

"Hey, I can't read geddemet..." I can't even see my gift...

Turon Ingredients: Bananas, sugar, lumpia, wrapper, oil, add bitterness and guilt to taste, coupled with a hefty servings of side-comments and you get...Ms. Chrisma's Turones.

refugees of Bantay Bata 163

power of two: Aling Pastilyas and Stalker Faith

with Vida Bangs and Ketchup the HR Guy

Little People Anonymous. from left: Cocoy the Gnome, Kulot, the Horny Hobbit, Stalker Faith. Back: Chewy Chewbacca, Julie The Tardy One, Libby the Librarian and some girl.

uh...and more people to see! from left: Telle, Curly Top, Stalker Faith, Hot Cheeks, Aling Pastilyas, Chewy Chewbacca, Charisse the Old One, Blind Girl, Julie the Tardy. At back: Libby the Librarian, Lesley the AVR guy, and Cocoy the Gnome.

The Kulto: where the surreal and the extraordinary are an everyday sight.

*As of this writing, the photographer Stalker Faith, is now called by the name of D.L. Stalker, the Little People are still little and Fill has lost all diginity and respect he once had. Pity.

**Next week: Xmas Party Part Deux: Peter's Mansion