Treachery - noun. 1. betrayal of trust, 2. crime of disloyalty to one's nation (see also TREASON) 3. the highest artform perfected by the Kulto Boys. 4.)to make someone earn your trust and when he turns his back, you give him multiple stab wounds, in the neck, in the rib area, spine, and in the sides (see also Master Betty's Dictionary of Torture and Treachery). 5.) to go to the gym 3x a week and buy new shorts to show-off to someone you thought would come then betrays you radically. 6.) to deceive the weak, puny and helpless yet agile and above average level of thinking 7.) to distort the trust of hoping someday the desired person will look at his futile attempts of showing affection 8.) to fool your enemies you must fool your friends first (see Master Betty's Torture Doctrines) 9.) to act or acting out of the deal between two person's.

Treachery has always been a favorite game in the history of the world. From Cain to Brutus to Judas Iscariot himself, down to literature in the forms of Gollum and Saruman and the Count of Monte Cristo, even in modern pop culture like Darth Vader - traitors have always been immortalized for their daring, brazen and selfserving deeds. If it weren't for traitors, heroes would never be remembered.

And so it is with greatest pride that we the Kultoboys present you the greatest tribute to traitors in history, a deed so daring that mankind might never see such an act again (or that's what you think).* the pictures and story lines below shows how it all happened.

Chapter I: A Conspiracy of Murderers

It all started with a simple text (presumed by the package). A desire to get a rare creature out of hiding. Using the power of SMS, the Kulto Boys convened, conspired and plotted how to execute what seems a daunting task. But help came in the most unlikely of beings and agreed in lending a hand. And thus the doom of the Small One was sealed. In broad daylight, in the hours of night, on weekends and even on business days they pursued relentlessly this spiteful creature - knowing his ways, setting traps, forecasting his moves. The Ogre, being the traitor that he always were, constantly provided updates on sightings of their target and taking orders from the chief sniper, the Psychotic One. Pogaboy08 also provided help in logistics.

And at last the creature was captured without any hassle. For three days the creature was submitted to the worst kinds of torture possible - emotional, physical and psychological. Here are moments captured in digital Ixus. Three nights of treason, deception, paranoia and madness.

I said it once and I will say it once again. Enjoy.

A Cabal Of Murderers.

This is where it all began. In the figure above, lies the ever cunning and resilient Rejects of Sparta. From left is Ogre8, still humongous, still an ogre. Next is Lord Pogaboy08, still skinny, still bony. Psycho1 (describing to the two how the Package should be properly executed - stabbing a piece of longganisa as the package using a fork. still evil, still psychotic. last in the background is Mang Joselito Magtanggol, working for Something Fishy for 4 years now. Still a waiter, still poor.

Lesley Anne: The Last Gender Bender - a show about the last gender bender and ITS quest to fight off the men nation with help from the gay tribe and women kingdom.

One of the worst shows never shown by Nickelodeon due to "high sexual perversity content, bad scriptwriting, and the worst lead star on TV since Love Anover." But kidding aside while we were eating at Something Fishy one Saturday morning, this guy (or should I say, gal) approached us but instead of leaving a card, she began talking about how she wants to help her barangay back in Catbalogan and was asking us to donate a small amount of money or better yet buy some dried mangoes.

Kidnapped! The first half of Team Poverty relishing their victory in capturing the Pygmy (iboto sa senado "CHIZ ESCUDERO")

From left Kratos, sugod kasama si CHIZ, Psycho1 and uhh... how do we put this.. the great pretender and loyal buddy of Chiz.

Today is A Good Day to Die: Good Morning Cocoy!!! - the Package who just woke up about 10 mins ago and is watching Kung-Pow.

The Package is still trying to gather and arrange his thoughts about last night, still denying and refusing to believe that he fell for the trap and was fooled and betrayed by someone he did not really expect and by the Rejects despite his agile and above average level of thinking. He appears to be holding a last ticket ride to heaven and a tape recorder in which the Rejects suspects he recorded his last will and testament and some undying love requests for someone. Beside him appears to be the arms and legs of a "Kapre".

Chapter II: Happiness Backup

Trying his way to dampen the spirits of the hunters, the Pygmy sulks all night and even mutter inscrutinable curses up till sunrise. But the second half of Team Poverty arrives just in time to cheer him up.

Lost. Russian Pygmy aka Short of Reach (this was proven when all he needed to do  to save the princess was to grab the sword but his arm reach was short by 38mm) and Lord Pogaboy08 (who seems to have 3 arms pointing at one piece of pirate's treasure map) at a lost over crappy sketches of their destination to the Screaming Room.

Backseat Driver: SheMale prods on Hobbit to speed back from 110kph to 50kph for safety measures and points out that they stop over at a local gay bar and hair salon for personal reasons.

A Rally Driver and his Navigator??? don't think so...

Hobbit3 is telling his backseat passenger to shut up - that they could not stop over for gay bars and hair salons because they're in a hurry to reach their destination to give some backup to the first half of the Rejects. On the other hand, Lord Pogaboy08 is speaking through loud speaker with Psycho1 about the status of the situation and telling them that they are almost there. Receiving reports from Goodboy1 about what he heard the night before, the Hobbit steps on the pedal to increase their pace but got lost due to the fact that he has no clear view of the road signs from his liliputian vehicle's dashboard because he is only 5'2. Pitiful...we know.

Reinforcements has finally arrived! - When the first half of the Rejects was almost out of hope due to the depression that the Package is having, hope came unexpectedly. Hobbit2 side by side with Lord Pogaboy08 has arrived just in time to defend the plot and add more spice to the torments later on. Lord Pogaboy08 is wiping his joy of tearful eyes because the long wait is finally over. Hobbit3 is walking calmly towards the entrance of the gas chamber to get ready and see what the Packages's initial reaction is once he sees the so cold brain of the plot. 

Rejects of Sparta. From left: Ogre8 rejected because Spartans accepts only humans not monsters, Shemale1 rejected because Spartans accepts only Men. Goodboy1 rejected due to his kind but backstabbing nature, Lord Pogaboy08 still in the service but cuts out to hang with the rejects. The Package (in a visibly sour mood), never apllied for membership to Sparta.He really was unaware of the war in the first place, Psycho1- could also be the brain of the plot but no one could really TEL. Rejected because of maneuvering tactics that led to the deaths of hundreds of spartans. Another reason for his rejection was the annoying sound he produces which people mistake for his voice. Hobbit2, rejected due to his case of not being loyal to Sparta and to his real time far away partner and last is Kratos(more info below the next picture).

P.S. the Shemale and the Goodboy are so sweet bumping their heads together to have this photo.

Posture of Success. After defending and giving back up to the situation regarding the package, the Rejects decided to cool -off from the intense heat that happened.

from left to right:

The Package - just look at him, pretending to be happy but very hurt deep inside because not only did his very good friends betrayed him but also someone else, and up to now, no one could really tel.  Goodboy1 - successful with his unexpected role in the plot, he even has the nerve to smile dearly next to the package which up to this point doesn't know how did manong Goodboy1 hear those ear-bleeding english lines. Ogre8 - tried his best with the battle of depression the night before, he kept silent all night long and (like the treacherous rat that he was) was only thinking of how can he save himself if ever things went out of control. Behind is Kratos aka Lesbo1 - not satisfied of having immense physical power on his own, he looks to be picking and bullying on a Cone statue behind (how brave). Hobbit2 - look at his posture, the ever pacute, "lapit kayo mga girls wag na mahiya" posture. Being proud as a pioneer of the Rejects of Sparta. He really has a lot of experiences regarding being Rejected. Lord Pogaboy08 - doesn't really pay attention much to the others. Look at that posing, he is competing with a stone elephant's ivory tusk and wants to compare who has a larger tusk. Look at him, about to pull out his uh.. you know... tsk tsk tsk.. really now... some guys really have a big luck

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Starring from left : Kratos Squad Leader of Spartans (a betrayer when he seeked power to align himself with the strength of the gods) who was relieved of his duties due to physical mutations and could not keep up to the requirements of 8 pack pandesals. Hiding behind is Pogaboy08, next in command to Kratos - still in the service of the Spartans and still bony, he brings and plans the technical knowledge and expertise to capture the package, famous for his part in defending the plot. He has earned the trust of the rejects and works as a double agent in Sparta. Third one in the middle is the ever faithful,n0n-adulterous Hobbit2. He seems to be freezing even though the sun is high at a skin-frying 34 celsius. A bit into badminton nowadays for some oddworld reason, Hobbit2 has grown from his previous height of 5'1 to 5'2 due to J exercises while watching his favorite clip on a cd where there seems to be policewoman who looks like a local celebrity icon. This was according to him (he told us while eating at Gerry's SM Clark), comparing his height while walking down the streets of Fontana with The Package. Still cautious and suspecting, he was percieved to be the brain of this whole plot (or is he?). Last is manong GoodBoy1. He was the most trusted of the package amongst all of them but showed his true colors in the plot later on. He was the ace and the unlikely hero of the plot when an event happened and did his part that no one even in the members expected. Silent, sneaky, seductive and the kindest among the members, he is a traitor not to be reckoned with.

The Sound of Silence - the Rejects takes a quick break after a few hours of stalking, following, scouting the GREEN & RED gang tribe and other Spartan Bodies.

from left to right:

Hobbit2 - his first pacute pose in the public to impress kimchi's and other GREEN passerbys. Still waiting for the GREEN&RED Gang tribe to pass through and have another glance at them. The Package - still looks gloomy from what happened, nothing could really make him feel happy now, even the sight of Kimchi's in Bikinis and other sights that would make his stand erect, he still feels depressed and is reflecting with the battle on facing the truth or moving on. Psycho1 - his face looks serious and  looks like he is also planning something for his ambitions while trying to scout more on the whereabouts of the GREEN&gang tribe. Goodboy1 - playing a bit of the old devil horns on Psycho1, he can't erase in his mind the praise he got from the Rejects on what he did last night, and what other things do you think that he just saw that he couldn't erase from his mind... of course the Kimchi's in their rainbow bikinis and the GREEN&gang tribe. Lord Pogaboy08 - trying to reflect on what he jsut saw and on what happened last night. he remains calm and is trying his best not to be tempted while on "Temptation Island."

P.S. - at the back is the cousin of the Hobbit who was a victim on the House of Wax and on the far end right corner is the child young star Aiza Suegerra who seems to be following the Ogre.

One of the many reasons why this THING should never remove ITS burkha.. and most of us hopes that the shiny wet part on this THING's forehead is not what we think it is. (P.S. ever heard of the invention called the razor?)

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FASHION TIME! From left to right: Goodboy1 is wearing a loose khaki shorts with matching wavy blue loose shirt. Next to him is somewhat familiar to most of us wearing his infamous mayor lito atienza shorts design with blue hip hop XXL size shirt with a pint of wet part on the behind area due to the Ovaltine he drank the night before. Last is Ogre8, wearing a light bald green shirt with no saplot to have that cool breeze feeling on the crotch area every time the wind blows.

The Fontana KTV. Sing to your heart's content. Belt out tunes from the Bitterness and Depression Kuno collections to soothe the bitter aftertaste from failed attempts at love. After that, enjoy a soothing spa monitored by highly skilled masseuse that can crack anybody's neck with their deft fingers. Relax and never awaken again at the Fontana Spa.

from Left to Right:

Ogre8 is telling The Package that if he doesn't shut up from whining from last night he will stick down the microphone that he will be renting from the KTV down his throat and do some backdoor entrances.  The Package keeps on weeping and whining on how he was maltreated. Hobbit2 who is bravely walking in the middle of the street ready to take a head on collison with the scooterboy.

The Fontana Casino.

Believe us, the Hobbit did not only get 1 new Liliputian vehicle last November but actually 2. "It was possible with my salary at work as a call center agent and now HR personnel" said the Hobbit. Two new vehicles - the Hyundai Shets.Powered by four cylinder 1.1 Liter,79hp@6000rpm with 112lbs@5800rpm of torque. "You know me naman, I can afford it, nabenta ko yung BangVanette" quipped the Hobbit.

from Left to Right:

Lord Pogaboy08- checking the not so pimped out rides of the Hobbit

Package and Goodboy1, trying to bond after what the Goodboy did to him, they strike a pose hoping someday they would make it in StarStroke.

Hobbit2- very proud and confident displaying his 2 brand New Hyundai Shets

Cueshe or not Cueshe? that is the question.

from left to right:

The Dumber.. I mean the Drummer, Back up Ukelele guitar, the vocalist, the back-up vocalist, the Maracas boy and Lead guitars

Navigating Through the Walls of SM Clark where on the other side is the view of the walls of Sparta - the rejects are scouting the area for a possible full frontal attack in the next few days. Shemale1 is still insisting and pointing out to that direction for a stopover at a local gay bar and hair salon. Boy... that's surprising.

Snacking at CoRazon's

After a tiring day at the bloodbath pool, the Rejects went to an isolated area to have a snack and  taste the original Halo-halo of the Razon's franchise you commonly see here in the Metro. Here are some  insights of the Rejects after tasting the original halo-halo.

from left to right:

Hobbit2 - "Pagkasarap nire! Meron din kaya nito sa fairview?" 

Goodboy1- "PU****G I*A! sarap a!"                                                                      

Lord Pogaboy08 - "Pagbalik ko ng Maynila at pagtikim ko ng halo-halo sa Razon's sasabihin ko, PWE! di masarap lasang franchise! Lasang kapitalismo!"

Not shown: The Package(being the poor that he is) - "Ah. Ito pala yung halo-halo?"

Chapter III: Nightmare Come True

The Package's sour mood has subsided and begins to enjoy himself by continuously staring at nubile young lasses in green and red bikinis; little Kimchis in tacky circa 90's swimwear, fashionable lasses with no butts, and of course, hot milfs and manangs reliving their youths. The Rejects also took turns in cheering him up by drowning him in the pool or sometimes attempting to drown the Ogre for fun. As the day wore on, The Package relaxes his guard and begins to enjoy this vacation blissfully unaware of the worst brewing overhead - a plan hatched by the cruel Rejects.

Dinner with Traitors at Gerry's SM Clark

From left to right: The Package, still in a bit of sour mood due to the fact that everyone aboard betrayed him but got used to it eventually and joined in the fun later on. Still unaware of the lurking danger around him (how pathetic). Lord Pogaboy08, with his mighty grin at the success of the plot, still that grin is not enough he seeks more torment in the next few hours. Defending the plot against the unsuspecting package's verbal assaults and debating arguments with a touch of FU sign bullets, he scaled down the package's deep thoughts and calm him down like a BS that he really is. Next is manong Goodboy1 - just look at that bucktooth cornfest smile, you can't trust him as far as you can throw him. After doing his epic-like part (wiretapper) in the plot, The Package will never idolize this Reject anymore. Hobbit2, still the suspect of the package as the brain on all of this, he was promoted from Hobbit2 to Capt. Horny Hobbit3 of the rejects because of his valor in the battle against The Package's depression (this was also the time when he told us how he got an inch taller using J pump-action exercises while watching a famous local celebrity in action). Psycho1, sucking on a poor defenseless straw, he strives to find more ways to torture the package. Evading the first verbal attacks of the package during the first night, he was commended by the rejects as well as the package himself for his "flawless", "planado", "galing a" plan, but he seems to have a different agenda regarding the kulto group (hmm.. we wonder..). Kratos aka Lesbo1, the almighty powerhouse of the group, was the most threatening reject that the package saw due to his brutish nature. While others were resting during the night of the operations, he stays awake like a true sentry guarding his post. Last is Ogre8, Ogrelicious - look at his light bald green shirt, he never took a bath all that time and never changed his shirt (still no saplot). Amongst all the members, The Package despises Ogre8 the most. Being the first one who betrayed him during a "fiesta escapade" that happened back then (for reference watch: meet the fockers), The Package hates the Ogre with relish but still falls for his "kind friend" ploy, allowing the Ogre to extract more secrets from him. Additional info: not seen in the background were 3 large(larger than the Ogre) black men and 1 puny pinay. Capt. Horny Hobbit3 told us aside from his J exercises that in a few hours we will hear a deep large bassy voice shouting "take off your shirt!" and another on in the background is a bartender who is like Mang Joselito at Something Fishy - poor!

Chapter III-A: The Rejects and their Bad Beginnings

The Rejects of Sparta debating whether to wrap The Package in grocery bags first before chucking him in or just chuck him in the trunk along with the other garbage. Defectors, murderers, traitors all - the Rejects came from all walks of life, bonded by their personal quest of achieving vendetta and world domination. Their personal history is as twisted and ugly as the varicose veins of an elderly woman. Here is but a small glimpse in their sordid and dark lives.

Capt. Horny Hobbit3, while wandering in the plains of Anonas and St.Luke's Hospital he was recruited by a Spartan Major. While in the Spartan Army, the Hobbit showed prowess in the battlefield but soon showed some weaknesses as well. He earned the name "More Than One" because of his antics while in the service. One day he was caught by a Spartan General doing something with his wife in the boys room. The General's wife was decapitated immediately while the Hobbit was sentenced to be fed to a horde of raving, mentally-imbalanced, stalker girls for a slow and painful death. Somehow he managed to escape and leap the high walls of Sparta (quite a feat for his size!). He then swore that he would take revenge on Sparta, still believing that his actions were "moral" and "just".

Psycho1, one of the great 4 Generals of Sparta and was known as the "Avatar of Battle", he showed a lot of potential and skill in the battlefield. Everything was going his way until a stroke of badluck came. A bad decision in strategy led to the capture and hideous transformation of hundreds of Spartan Soldiers into sissies and peace-loving activists (see The Battle of Leslies and SheMales). He was then called in front of the Emperor and was reprimanded for his actions. "There is no room for errors here in Sparta" said the Emperor. Psycho1 was then relieved as a cattledriver and exiled to a farflung town in Pampanga. Holding a grudge because of what happened, he swore that he would have his own army even if it means to take over another army to battle Sparta in the future.

Lord Pogaboy08, a trainor in the Spartan Army, he has been in the service for a very long time now. Although he has been showing great potential in the Army, the Emperor was too blind to notice this. "I need something fruitful aside from just being a trainor to these men" said Pogaboy08, and so every now and then he escapes to hang out with The Rejects list which he acquired in the intel office. At first the rejects did not want him since he is not qualified for their team (all bones and skin) but soon enough he earned their trust and is now on their illegal payroll and works as a double emmisary agent and trainor for both the Spartans and the rejects.

Ogre8( history below next picture)

The Package, barely visible behind the Ogre because he was born vertically challenged. He was kind, believing that war was never the solution and peace and love will conquer us all. He was WRONG! Dead M***** F*CK** WRONG!

Kratos aka Lesbo1, the one who experienced the most tragic fate amongst all the members when he first signed up to become a Spartan soldier. Immediately he was recruited and served in the frontlines the month after. He showed a lot of skill in the battlefield. In The Battle of Gay and Human Rights victims teaming up against the Spartans, Lesbo1 was in the 43rd squad, fighting 3 Gay men and 1 Human Rights victim at the same time when he heard that his Squad Leader was shouting out for help. He saw him bleeding from the behind because of a Gay Soldier's stab attack. He quickly dodges the opponents in front of him and came to the side of his squad leader but alas, they were outnumbered. They were captured and was subjected to physical Gay and Human rights type of tortures. After being held captive for 2 years and not feeling any good about his rear anymore he devised a plan on how to escape and was successful. After escaping he returned to Sparta but to his surprise the Spartans declined him and said "after being with those Gay and Human rights Victims how can we be sure that you didn't become one of them. Just look at your Spartan Body?!" and laughed at him while closing the gates of Sparta. Frustrated on how his fellow Spartans treated him, he went on a solo mission and tried to seek power to align himself with the gods. He became famous and defeated the god of war, Ares but soon it all fail as well for him. Zeus and the other gods came to Ares' rescue a few minutes right after Ares fell down and once again Kratos was outnumbered and was eventually defeated. a few weeks later while walking down the roads of Kaliraya. he met a a guy who was also a reject and exile of Sparta. the Horny Hobbit. soon  they formed an alliance which is now known as the Rejects of Sparta who have one thing in common - to take revenge on Sparta and to any victims that comes in their way.

Adrenaline Rush. The SheMale already brimming with excitement at the prospect of physically violating The Package while the brickwall faced Ogre, as always, cares not for the SheMale's perverted thoughts. "Man-meat at last! exclaims the SheMale.

Shemale1, always tried his/her best to make it to Sparta to make his Elders back home in Tutuban proud but rules are rules, Spartans accepts only Men. Getting angry because he/she was not cut out to be a Spartan, He/She swore that he/she would take revenge on anything that comes in his/her way which happens to be the package. Like a professional wrestler he always gives the finger between the nose and eyes area sign before performing his signature pump action finishing move.

And last but not the least, Ogre8. Due to poverty, he was forced to try and join in the Spartan Army to earn his keep in his village back home in the hills of Antipolo, but luck was not always at his side. Frustrated because he was made to believe that he could join the Spartan Army, he felt betrayed and swore that  treachery will also be his no.1 attribute.

Chapter III-B: A Night of Carnage

As the evening wears on, the spirits of the Rejects awaken, highlighted by spirits of Vodka, ExtraJoss, San Mig Lights and Pale Pilsens and Red Horse. The Rejects offers the Package a last bid at explaining his actions - all the hiding and ignoring of summons. But the package remains adamant with his pathethic excuse of "busy ako." And thus the Rejects seals his fate in extracting the answers they need - through violence!

Night Duty: Kratos keeping awake

As we have mentioned before in the picture above, Kratos aka Lesbo1 is guarding the post. In the middle is a table with the paraphernalias and kubyertos namely: 1 1.5L Pepsi Max, 1 1.5L Sprite, 5 cans of San Mig Light, 2 cans of San Mig pale pilsen, a bunch of wrappers of Fita Spreads spicy tuna, 1 pack of Lala fish crackers, 1 box of Extra Joss and 1 piece lighter.. I wonder  who smokes among them. These items have somewhat also help Kratos to be awake during the whole night. 

Cornered Rat. The Package, grinning uneasily at the velociraptors circling around him, his life flashing before him in slow motion (the day he was born, his first day at school, his first porno movie, his attempts at you know what), awaiting the ravenous Rejects about to pounce on him. Oh how we wish you were there to hear him scream in  pain. His screams like Sitti Navarro's singing who sounds like she's being stabbed to death. "Di kita pipilitin, sundin mo paaAAAAH!!!

Chapter IV: The Morning After

The Rejects wake up to a morning splattered fresh with the Package's blood and entrails. But not wanting to charged extra for the damages in the vicinity, the Rejects unhappily and reluctantly revive the Package back to life. Unfortunately, they were unable to correct the Package's signature waddle walk which actually got worse owing to the fact that it was Shemale2 who volunteered to care for the Package the night before. We leave you to your imagination as to what does the Shemale meant by "care". heev... hoo.. heev.. hoo.. heev.. hoo...

Fashion Time yet again! The rejects on their final breakfast courtesy of McDonald's Clarkfield. These no good people are hungry for some food and the Shemale1 suggested if they could eat McDonald's meat er.. I mean at McDonald's

From left to right: The Package ith his opaque blue and maong jeans. Just right for the summer, though still short in height his pambobola is far more greater and bigger than the other rejects combined (thanks Goodboy1). Kratos aka Lesbo1, wearing a white t-shirt with a Singles for Christ logo at the back in is durably fit, hugging his Spartan Body curves to the fullest. Ogre8, like in the first picture wearing that light bald green shirt, refused to take a bath yesterday claiming that swimming in the pool was already enough to last for 3 more days. Next is Capt. Horny Hobbit3. Like the Ogre, he refused as well to change his clothing claiming that taking a bath is for losers and that he was as well paid by Mayor Lito Atienza's son to wear that infamous shorts. Psycho1 wearng a white shirt and blue shorts, is talking to the Hobbit about how they could tear the remaining clothes off the Package so that he would go home butt naked ready for slaughtering by the Mekenis. Goodboy1, like the Ogre and Hobbit as well, also refused to take a bath,saying "sayang ang laba!". The other Rejects suspected that he is saving some money for future "settle down" plans. And last is Shemale1, obviously the most fashionable amongst all the rejects, he/she is wearing a boyband type long-sleeved, turtle neck clothes matching with maong jeans and black leather shoes... now that's a guy ready to jump into the water after breakfast... Yeech!

A Day at The Mall with Dookie and Friends - the Rejects decided to have a stopover at the local mall instead of the gay bar and hair salon that the Shemale was insisting, to buy some pasalubongs and local delicacies.

from left to right::

Lord Pogaboy08 - wondering how he could carry all these bags in his state - his anorexic frame could barely stand a light breeze. The Package - idolizing his traitor buddy the Ogre also wore GREEN (like his mind: papaaralin kita nene basta pag-aralan mo lang din yung akin). He earned the name "BOY BAKAT". You be the judge on that. Ogre8- still wouldn't take a bath and is denying any knowledge that his mind is any greener as the one on his right side. Psycho1 - posing like he owns the place. This Psychotic, Demented, Maniacal guy is really up to no good, pretending to be friend with the Rejects all this  time.. we wonder what he will do next. Capt. Horny hobbit3 - seems to be eyeing on the Package's bakatness. "I may be an inch taller than him thanks to my routine J exercises but I'm no member of the Vienna Sausage Choir like the Package is" thought the Hobbit.

Epilogue: How the Rejects fared in their parts in The Plot, and the Shape of Darker Things to Come

One FInal Look @ KFC Petron NLEX Bocaue

One last pose for these posers before they officially end the plot.

from left to right:

Lord Pogaboy08 - commending all of the Rejects for their each part, he poses one last time to make a lasting impression. The Rejects commends you for your technical skills and for defending the plot. The Package - after going through a life changing experience, he learned a lesson that he will never forget but all of us wants to congratulate him as he took all of this AS A CHALLENGE and TRIED HIS BEST TO ENJOY ALL THESE THINGS HAPPENING TO HIM WHILE THINKING __ ___. (Feel free to complete the sentence). Goodboy1- Happiness is seen in his inner smile, he was so grateful accepting his free KFC lunch courtesy of The Rejects because of his insurmountable role in the plot. Capt. Horny Hobbit3 - still posing to attract some opposite sex, not really lucky in this department these days but The Rejects bows down to you for your speedy assistance when the plot was almost down the drain. Ogre8 - the root of Treacherous Evil. If we were to investigate the history of events this Ogre's name will surely appear in the beginning. The Rejects commend you for your Treachery.  Psycho1 - really not that much attentive to these photos, he seems to be trying to slice the brain part of Ogre8's head using the edge of a card, "It is possible, I saw it happened on CSI Miami" says Psycho1. The Rejects commend you for your psychotic brilliance.

Behind are the people who appears to be posing for the pic as well, look at the guy in the orange polo shirt, posed seriously for the camera because Shemale1 was taking the photo.

And now a political ad for the benefit of our country...

**Political Ad paid for by the Detractors of Dookie and The Rejects of Sparta**

And of course, we would like to thank our following sponsors: URC (Universal Robina Corporation) for C2 Green Tea and San Miguel Food Corporation for E-Aji Purple Garlic Mayo Flavor.

And before we end this post, A Blast from The Past:

Exhibit A: The Lito Atienza Shorts. Circa 2006

And what do we have here?! It's the same accursed Shorts making a horrid comeback!

                  -Coming Soon: "Hostel Fontana 3 : Scars of War-