Relishing the days of Advance notebooks, Klim, and Kuya Germs, the Kulto had gathered once more last December 16 for a boisterous feast to end the year that was 2007. To make the event memorable, the group decided to channel that icon of crass, gloss and idiocy in local primetime: GMA Supershow.

Enjoy!


Black Jack makes a comeback. "Take off your shirt!"

Food, glorious food!

The uplifting lyrics of the famished vultures in Ice Age 2 rings truth throughout the ages. Food, more than nourishment, is the ancillia of the select few: the emotional eaters, the skinny freaks, the fitness fag, the quintessential slacker/channel surfer and little undernourished kids from Biafra.

As luck would have it the Kulto has met once again after a long hiatus. And look how they've changed and grown in 5 months! Look at the wrinkles! The thinning hairline masked by growing hair long and unkempt! The pasty whiteness of skin caused by artificial working environments! The pitch black eyebags! And to top it all - look at those flabs! Glorious flab fit for mothers! All these and more is brought you by food!

So, pig out some more until your skin pops out! Enjoy!



Japayuki Boy Jenjo makes a sudden appearance as She Boy chokes and gags on... uh, something we don't want to know. See how he has packed weight to prepare for the long winter in Roponggi, where the clients are always horny, the red lights are always on and there's no such thing as prophylactics.